Thursday, June 28, 2007

You Take Our (Supposed Gold); We Take Your Ships!


The Spanish government ordered a seizure of two vessels belonging to Odyssey Marine this week.
You’ll recall Odyssey’s ships found $500 million in sunken treasure late last month. And we’re trying to secure an exclusive offering of those coins on your behalf. We’ve just learned that those ships will be detained once they leave the Strait of Gibraltar and enter Spanish waters.
Odyssey has stated that it welcomes the search, as its exploration has been “totally transparent.” For security reasons, they’ve refused to reveal the location of the undersea booty. The Spanish are miffed because they think it’s somewhere in their territorial waters. Persnickety of them, we know... but we’ll keep you posted... P.S. (Fuck Spain, sore-fucking-losers)

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